Friday, February 23, 2007

Lesson 2: Living Space

Let me tell you that it doens't matter how long you've been together, there is NOTHING worse than showing up at your boyfriend's house to visit and having to use the "man bathroom". Hair, toothpaste, dust, pee on under side of toliet, dirty mirror, towels that aren't fresh......UGH.
Seriously....get out the Mr. Clean. While you're at it, put your sheets in the dryer with a couple of bounce sheets. Hide the playboys under your bed. Light a candle.

Girls don't want slobs for boyfriends. If you don't do it, she will. And then she will feel like your mother, emptying your wastebaskets and wiping the counters. And since you would never sleep with your mother, its best to ensure that she feels like a girlfriend by avoiding any matronly sentiments that may arise from a dirty living space.

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